Well. The idea for this was sired by several friends and I think the purpose is pretty self-evident. I'm here to blah blah blah about all things awesome (or at least what fits my definition of awesome).
My name is Austin, and I'll be your waiter tonight. I'll try to serve you up something good.. While I myself may not be awesome my friends definitely are and I hope this caters to your tastes. If not, feel free to leave.
That aside, I hope your visit's a good one and feel free to come again.
Boom shakalaka.